Who maddest one on the m1
Who hasnt stopped sucking his thumb
Who very straight and never grins
Who cares what car hes driving in
He is because he saw it on a commercial break
And if he doesnt get what he wants
Then he get a headache
cos he needs it
Wants it
Almost
Loves it
Hes here on his own
On globe alone
Here on his own
Who joined health club to glisten
Into hi-fi precision
Who mobile phone gives him the bone
Who very keen on sharon stone
And then he says...
Who eats at the new brasserie
Who only ever gets merry
Who wouldnt be seen at bedtime
Without putting calvin kleins on