Colin zeal knows the value of mass appeal
Hes a pedestrian walker, hes a civil talker
Hes an affable man with a plausible plan
Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand
(and then he..)
Looks at his watch, hes on time yet again
Looks at his watch, hes on time yet again
Hes pleased with himself, hes pleased with himself
Hes so pleased with himself, ah ha
While sitting in traffic, colin thinks in automatic
Hes an immaculate dresser, hes your common aggressor
Hes a modern retard with a love of bombast
Keeps his eye on the news, doesnt dwells on the past
(and then he..)
Looks at his watch, hes on time yet again
Looks at his watch, hes on time yet again
Hes pleased with himself, hes pleased with himself
Hes so pleased with himself, ah ha
Hes pleased with himself, hes pleased with himself
Hes so pleased with himself, ah ha
(and then he..)
Looks at his watch, hes on time yet again
Looks at his watch, hes on time yet again
Hes pleased with himself, hes pleased with himself
Hes so pleased with himself, ah ha
Hes pleased with himself, hes pleased with himself
Hes so pleased with himself, ah ha
Hes pleased with himself, hes pleased with himself
Hes so pleased with himself, ah ha
Hes pleased with himself, hes so pleased with himself
Hes so pleased with himself, ah ha
(through the megaphone, along with last chorus:
Hes a modern retard, hes terminal lard
Hes an affable man, with a carrotene tan
Because colin zeals ill
Colin zeals ill
Colin zeals ill)
cos colin zeal knows